GILLIAN: (to the whales) It's all right. GILLIAN: The songs change every year, but we still don't know what purpose they serve. McCOY: That's crazy! Kirk out. If you don't lie on the floor, I vill have to stun you. SULU: With all respect, Doctor, I'm counting on Excelsior. Scissors which I need to, uh- to... gussy up these curtains. SPOCK: Availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and the probable location of humpback whales, in this case, the Pacific basin. Thank you for your concern, Helen. Rate 5 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 2 stars Rate 1 star . FEDERATION PRESIDENT: Status report, Admiral! KIRK: A ship is a ship. Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets, service number six five six, five eight two seven, D. ...Who the hell are you? We must destroy the Probe before it destroys Earth. SCOTT: About sixty feet, Admiral. This is the level pack .LEGO Dimensions Intro [PS4 Gameplay, Commentary] Be sure to hit the LIKE button for more LEGO Dimensions on the PS4!!!! The level is called The Mysterious Voyage of Homer. CHEKOV: Admiral, we have found the nuclear wessel. (continued) Meanwhile, back on Earth, the punishment for our disobedience awaited us. SPOCK: Attempting the hell to communicate. McCOY: Jim, you've got to let me go in there! SPOCK: Computer. UHURA: Affirmative. "The Simpsons" El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I find it hard to believe that I've come millions of miles. SPOCK (OC): I will. KIRK: But we can't turn away! RED ALERT! SCOTT: Why? CHEKOV: Operational, Admiral. McCOY: Well, we're gonna have to look like physicians. 3. SPOCK: Hamlet, Act one scene four. Marge. Forty-five to fifty feet long, about forty tons each. ...Silence! Bearing three two eight degrees. Would you mind stopping that damn noise? FEDERATION PRESIDENT (OC): The transmissions of an orbiting Probe are causing critical damage to this planet. DOCTOR #1: I'm going to have you removed. In the ocean, the other whales will pick up the song, and pass it on. SCOTT: I notice you're still working with polymers. How thick would a piece of your plexiglass need to be, at sixty feet by ten feet to withstand the pressure of eighteen thousand cubic feet of water? SPOCK: In that event, the probabilities are that our mission would fail. SAREK: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mister President. SCOTT: There's no power to the bay doors. KIRK: You mean profanity. I always just figured my wife was my soul mate. ...The whales, any contact? NICHOLS: Yes? Now, Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge drinking. Communications officer is as ready as she'll ever be. It's like you're from Venus-. KIRK: What is it? The game contains all of the weird humor based on the episode, and the stages have … Well, don't look at me... just because I'm holding a pair of scissors. We'll bring them up the same we brought you. What do you say? You've done it before. KIRK: Mercy Hospital? Inflation example. They have a soft gum-like tissue that strains vast amounts of tiny shrimp for food and that is the limit of their hostility. CHEKOV: Heat shields at maximum. KIRK: Did braking thrusters fire? SULU: Klingon Bird of Prey, sir! McCOY: Hi. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Admiral, I should never have left him. LASSIE / 1966 Original TV Show Script, Episode Titled "Day of the Bighorn" AU $275.08. And don't jerk me around any more. Two and a half tops. KIRK: There's very little point in my trying to explain. Full impulse power. UHURA: But where is Alameda? STARFLEET COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: Admiral, we need that power to keep the medical and emergency systems functioning. We have the right to preserve our race! (the Bird-of-Prey slingshots around the sun) So what's your problem? SCOTT: That's the ticket, laddie. They didn't mean any harm. KIRK: Doctors! SPOCK: Then you're saying ...it is a compliment. They're giving out. ...Where! What do you make of that? Homer's "Odyssey" recounts the adventures of the Greek hero Odysseus during his journey home from the Trojan War. Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand. KIRK: Jim, Spock! GILLIAN: Just lucky, I guess. (on the viewscreen the Enterprise self-destructs) Resume testing. SARATOGA CAPTAIN: Starfleet Command, this is U.S.S. C.D.O. Uh, yeah. KIRK: I want you all to be very careful. ...Dammit! RED ALERT! ...Excuse me, sir. CHEKOV: The mains are down, sir! SPOCK: Admiral, may I suggest that Doctor McCoy is correct. A ship with people! I have the distance and bearing which were provided by Commander Uhura. GILLIAN (OC): Well, if it isn't Robin Hood and Friar Tuck. Уплывающее сокровище - Тайна таинственного острова (Sail Away Treasure - The Mystery of Mysterious Island!) (prolonged applause and cheers from all those present) SCOTT: Ah, what else indeed? Humpbacks were indigenous to Earth. He's in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he? ...The rest of you break up. GILLIAN (OC): Admiral! OLDER WOMAN: Maybe he's singing to that man. ...Busy? Take a look. KIRK: Mister Scott? There is the father, Homer, a dull-witted, alcoholic, lazy, but lovable man. COMPUTER VOICE: ...five,... Le mystérieux voyage d'Homer Marge essaie comme elle peut de faire oublier à Homer qu'aujourd'hui se tient le concours annuel du meilleur chili de Springfield mais l'odeur des oignons, du piment en poudre, du cumin et de la viande hachée lui réveillent l'estomac ! McCOY: The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. ...Warp speed, Mister Sulu! (after the slingshot around the sun, ethereal voices) Huey two oh four, isn't it? Those of you in uniform, remove your rank insignia. You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey. • The Simpsons originally had a lot of cinematic drama in the script and direction, giving everything a "grand" feeling and made each episode seem like a movie. I have had to programme some of the variables from memory. UHURA: Scotty, we're ready for beam out. We could attempt to find some humpback whales. FEDERATION PRESIDENT: Mister Ambassador, with all respect, the Council's deliberations are over. KLINGON AMBASSADOR: Vulcans are well known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation! It is possible that an alien intelligence sent the Probe to determine why they lost contact. KIRK: We've done it before. SPOCK: The hell they did. FEDERATION PRESIDENT (on viewscreen): It has almost totally ionised our atmosphere. Steer three one zero. ...Admiral! FEDERATION PRESIDENT: I am well aware of that, Admiral. PILOT: Right on. McCOY: Jim, where are we? McCOY: Don't bury yourself in the part. SPOCK: As you wish, since you deem them of value. ...We are functioning on reserve power only. KIRK: That's not good enough, Mister Scott. Get him back! McCOY: Are you sure? SPOCK: No data, Admiral. SCOTT: The keyboard. NICHOLS: Of course. KIRK: Mister Sulu? The Simpsons Level pack walkthrough in LEGO Dimensions on the Playstation 4. McCOY: My God! ...Do you realise of course, if we give him the formula, we're altering the future. ...Besides, I want to know why you travel around with that ditzy guy who knows that Gracie is pregnant and calls you 'Admiral'. The result of this awesome energy was euphemistically called 'The Genesis Planet' ...A secret base from which to launch the annihilation of the Klingon people! (Kirk gets the cargo bay doors open releasing Gillian and Scotty) I will see if I can sort it out. NICHOLS: No! KIRK: Then where the hell are we? SPOCK: Ready to engage computer, Admiral. KIRK: I'm here, Scotty. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids. SULU: The word, sir? Do you deny these events? Are you in there? Onboard computer will interface with Federation memory bank. ...What's your question? Get some help! C $131.04. KIRK: Oh, all right. KIRK: Spock? (continued) Quickly overpowered, we had no choice but to allow the Klingons aboard, which meant the only way to defeat them was to destroy the Enterprise. ...Scotty? Grid View List View. A more accurate translation of the episode title from Spanish is "The Mysterious Trip of Our 'Jomer'." Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk. McCOY: Yeah! El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer Written by Ken Keeler [The Mysterious Voyage of Homer] Directed by Jim Reardon ===== Production code: 3F24 Original Airdate on FOX: 5-Jan-97 Capsule revision B, 15-Jun-97 "TV Guide" Synopsis {jmb} At the chili cook-off, Chief Wiggum's imported chili peppers send Homer on a hallucinatory spiritual journey that makes him question whether Marge is his soulmate UHURA: Admiral? GILLIAN: A miracle, Mister Scott. What else would I be working with? (continued) ...And like those mutineers of five hundred years ago, we too have a hard choice to make. SULU: Guidance is functional. KIRK: Acceleration thrusters at Spock's command! Okay. SAAVIK: Yes sir. They wandered into San Francisco Bay as calves and were brought here. KIRK: Spock! KIRK: I can't believe we've come this far only to be stopped by this! (continued) Leaving our ship for the last time we fled to Genesis. SPOCK: Admiral. Wake up! SPOCK: There is one possibility, but I cannot guarantee its success. Would you mind stopping that noise? At Springfield's annual chili cook-off, Homer eats a spicy concoction containing hallucinogenic peppers from Guatemala, and subsequently has a vision which makes him doubt Marge is his soul mate. ...The radio frequency, please. UHURA: Two eight three degrees, ...fifteen point two kilometres. Do you know how? KIRK: That wouldn't be my first choice, no. SARATOGA CAPTAIN: Continue transmitting, universal 'Peace' and 'Hello' in all known languages. POLICEMAN #2: He? It's calle.. See to the safety of all hands. Emergency reserve! I thought you made it up with her last night. Large mushroom, pepperoni with extra onions and a Michelob, please. POLICEMAN #1: Hold it! KIRK: Because the needs of the one ...outweigh the needs of the many. Quit naggin' me. SARATOGA HELMSMAN: No response, Captain! As commanding officer of the U.S.S. KIRK: Does the species exist on any other planet? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels. ...One-quarter impulse power, STARFLEET VOICE: (on intercom) Spacedock, this is Starfleet Command. Is there no way to re-crystallise dilithium? KIRK: We need breakaway speed! KIRK: Everyone remember where we parked. GILLIAN: So, ...you were at ...Berkeley? Captain's log, stardate 8031 in the twenty-third century. power is not responding. SULU: Warp four, ... warp five, ...warp six, ...warp seven, warp eight. GILLIAN: Oh, come on Bob. 3G03 (SI-827 / S08E13) Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious 167. (Gillian leaps, putting her arms around Kirk's neck and transports with him). Welcome to wonderland. KIRK: Ground cushion! WAITER: Great choice, ...and you, sir? We can only wait for them to call. SCOTT: Whatever you say, sir. KIRK: Not now, Pavel! KIRK: You would have done the same for me. GILLIAN: Please, do you have a chart on board? Trying to teach whales to retrieve torpedoes, or some dipshit stuff like that? Your men did kill Kirk's son. Earth of the past. KIRK: We don't want to be any trouble. KIRK: Iowa. Hey. The episode was written by Ken Keeler and directed by Jim Reardon. Can you hear me? The Simpsons is celebrating more than 30 years of hilarity, having long-cemented itself in the hearts of millions of people worldwide. Assault on Federation Officers. TORG: ...The ship appears to be deserted. We are looking for nuclear wessels. Then a local magazine publishes an article on the close encounter, and Mulder & Scully from the FBI go to Springfield to check what's going on. The Simpsons * 1995 Original TV Show Script * The Mysterious Voyage of Homer. Spacedock doors are inoperative! KIRK: May fortune favour the foolish? SARATOGA CAPTAIN: What's causing that? 1 Levels 1.1 The Wizard of Oz 1.2 The Simpsons 1.3 Ninjago 1.4 Doctor Who 1.5 DC Comics 1.6 Back to the Future 1.7 Portal 2 1.8 The Lord of the Rings 1.9 Ghostbusters 1.10 Midway Arcade 1.11 Scooby-Doo! 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