Stan? [the boys look at Cartman]. It hurts my head. South Park: The Fractured But Whole is getting some campaign DLC, and it's shaping up to be just as ridiculous as we could have hoped. [without enthusiasm] Cuuute. I'm sorry, kids. Quest for Ratings is episode 11 of season 8 of South Park. В погоне за рейтингами (англ. ... Quest for Ratings. The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. [begins to walk around the table] Don't you see what we've done? This proves my point. Sexy Action School News Team, ho! Is South Park about to explode from a methane gas leak? Damnit, we have a journalistic responsibility to bring students the fa... the facts! Wait! And now, Super School News. "Hahahahahaaahaaa! Yes. Nu-noo, not yet. I don't wanna keep havin' to come up with ideas for shows all the time. Yeah, I think that was one of our best shows yet. Wait, I've got it. A significant quest in the game involves courting the Goth Kids' allegiance and choosing whether to bring them to the Humans or the Elves. You you haven't s-seen it yet! Fellas, are you sure all of this is eh-ethical? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Quest_for_Ratings/Script?oldid=413003. Eric, it looks as though the school will be serving a chicken cutlet. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Y-y-you should be proud of what you've done. Well, in the interview, Mr. Cheney tells me all about how the-. From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. But behind closed doors at South Park Elementary it also has a street name. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Stan, come on. Oh yes, Craig. I can't believe you would betray us like that! Yeah! He's surrounded by Raisins with shorter shorts and tank tops]. [holds up a fist with thumb and index finger just a centimeter apart], [throws the gesture back at Stan] This much more than you had! Quest for Ratings 11 1 Comments. Boys, first of all, I want to tell you how impressed I am with your ability to get more ratings. https://www.mapquest.com/us/colorado/clearspring-pharmacy-373714782 And Clyde Donovan has only one testicle. What if we do a show where we go to- [stops] Uh, no. Look, you guys, if Craig can do it, we can do it! From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become…cool.brbrArm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. Craig is a genius. Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. Well, how about we get panda bears and we have them dance around with us? A significant quest in the game involves courting the Goth Kids' allegiance and choosing whether to bring them to the Humans or the Elves. That's not to say The Stick of Truth disappoints. S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes . God, I just got so sleepy. Eric, it looks as though the school will be serving a chicken cutlet. The boys are now asleep. [Student Conference Room 1-F, next morning. We, we worked so hard to be on top! [begins to rock in his seat] And I guess your best wasn't good enough [shows them the door]. Maybe the problem is we don't have very good stories to report on. You play as the new kid in town as you and your family have moved to South Park for reasons made unknown at the start of the game. The boys follow and see Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave waiting for the pharmacist]. [walks away], Hey gang, I brought the new episode of wide angle close-up animals. Guys? Well, the students just aren't watching ya. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. [a skull and crossbones appear and a scream is heard. [In the hall. Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're gonna fit that in between cheerleader pie-eating and Who's got Skidmark Monday. We have to make due with the entertainingly absurd and easily digested South Park, as opposed to the genius bits of South Park. On me! It's what the students want, and it's cheaper to make than yoru show. South Park: The Stick of Truth is an epic role-playing adventure that will allow the user to befriend Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny and explore the quiet little mountain town like never before. I can't believe you would betray us like that?! We worked too hard to just roll over for Craig and his stupid overall deal. [Stan begins his head trip. This is South Park Elementary School closed-circuit television. He like... an idea machine. [a shot of the Goths downing cough medicine], Even in the girls' bathroom! Bebe takes a sip from a bottle of cough medicine, gives it to Red to sip, then notices something in the air vent under the ceiling]. A trailer for South Park: The Stick of Truth includes a giant Clyde Donovan busting through city hall, and the Vampire Kids. Stick of Truth puts you in the role of a new kid whose family just moved to the town of South Park. Godzilla Roar(Heard once in "Mecha-Streisand".) 04. To save our show, all we need to do is come up with the best idea for an episode ever! Clyde Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. The cough companies claim they don't intend for their product to be used by kids to get high! They need to know the facts, and our news team them, very much. Several kids take pictures of Craig]. ... Quest for Ratings. [at a different, flashier desk] Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman [his picture is shown], pees sitting down like a girl. Right. We have to appeal to all the students, so we, we need hot girls for the sixth graders... Maybe we need to make students think they. Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. - GetYarn.io now. Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. Right. [Student Conference Room 1-F, later on. The school claims the added money is due to the cow shortage in South Park County. That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. I've been told there will also be tater-tots, and a vegetable dish. An announcer introduces the news over some action-type music. "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens". South Park: The Fractured But Whole second story DLC Bring the Crunch out July 31. The cough medicine problem used to also run rampant in neighboring Middle Park Elementary. Enjoy your day at South Park Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-. Fellas, this is our chance! That's what the sixth graders do behind the school at recess. The Park County School Board has approved a bigger budget for the computer lab up-. Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa! Enjoy your day at South Park Eh- ...eh- ...eh- ...eh- [lilts]> ehehehehe [normal] eh- ...Elementary. [enters the studio] Boys, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Next, a tunnel with blue light, which ends up at a performance of some sort, a time-lapse shot of rolling clouds, another Mandelbrot animation, a running shot of a meadow, then a wide-angle view of the boys], [with altered voice] Stan? Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, he'll let us stay on the air! This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. The Final Adjusted numbers are what we use for all our Renew/Cancellation Tables, Full Season Tables, Ratings Scorecards etc . Stan paces the floor.]. Mr. Garrison Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're gonna fit that in between cheerleader pie-eating and Who's got skidmarks Monday. [catches up to Kenny] Kenny, what the hell are you doing with this asshole?? Hey, yeah. We've always been supercool to you! Just reminds ya that these DVD's are really, really old in 2015 - wish there were newer sets with better transfers available. [clicks Play. priporoči | objavi. The boys turn around to look at the monitor. Just one person and a video camera. I want you to come up with an even better idea than the cough medicine story. Find all the best video clips for "Quest for Ratings - South Park [S08E11]" at getyarn.io. Welcome to Ssuper School News. For the full gallery, see Craig Tucker/Gallery S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas . [dismayed] This isn't the news, this is a tr-tr-tr... travesty. Then, let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade. Kyle Broflovski now joins us for a look at sports. I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Download & listen to the ost soundtrack, list of songs & score music. I used to think (and perhaps do to some extent) that as long as I don’t watch them publicly and let them corrupt me morally, perhaps it’s not sinful. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and succeed in earning your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend. Kids wanna see animals, close-up, with a wide angle lens! - GetYarn.io now. [camera pans down to him] They call it cough syrup, cough medicine, cold and flu remiedy. Your idea took about this much thought, Craig! “Oculus Customer Service, This is Steve.” The folks over at Oculus have a great sense of humor. All right, Sexy Action School News Team, it's time to go to work. [Jimmy hands him a bottle] Oh boy, I can't wait to be creative and smart. Directed by Trey Parker. Stupid news hair! The Vamps only appear in a cutscene in Clyde's fortress then are never seen again. Season 8 Ep 11 11/17/2004. We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives! Matthew Richard Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, voice actor, animator, writer, producer, and composer. Here's Token Black with the weather. The cough medicine problem used to also run rampant in neighboring Middle Park Elementary. Most other kids hate him. It bounces like a rubber ball]. Don't you see? Super School News sounds dry. You guys! I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. In "Quest for Ratings," Stan hugs Kyle twice when celebrating their successful show. Uh-oh, looks like it's Panda Bear Madness Minute! Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. / We're gonna do a news show / and you can't do it with us / because you are too poo-oor / and poor people don't watch the new-oos / Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa." [the boys are roused]. ], [Student Conference Room 1-F, later on. More snow for South P... P-P-Park. Now, come on, guys! [yawns loudly] Aww! We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive. Yeah, Jimmy's right. I think I understand now. They're paying me six dollars a week to come up with new shows. [circus music plays as panda-suited mascots and the other reporters join Token in the weather area and dance. The flashback ends] Ah whatever, Kenny! Cartman has his feet up on the table. You're helping Craig make his show?! [shows the drawing to the other boys]. Now, come on, guys! [fakes a bad cough and nudges Mr. Slave] Us too. I'm sorry, kids. We're not in the mood. We should read the funnies! Red-haired Goth [turns back to the table] Gah, I just don't get it. We're gonna go find a frog. Quest for Ratings. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. Mr. Meryl closes the door behnd them.]. This is really shaping up to be a ah ah one fantastic lunch. Oh, it's brilliant! You boys are approved for twenty-seven new shows. I've been standin' out in front of the school for about ...two hours now ah, and I haven't seen any celebrities. Token! Token! Sexy Action School News • Yeah, Jimmy's right. [a shot of Jimmy and Principal Victoria looking at the report] We showed the shocking footage to the principal! Uhn, I'll keep my eyes open. No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused. All the students love it. Quest for Ratings (S08E11) is the eleventh episode of season eight of "South Park" release... More Quest for Ratings (S08E11) is the eleventh episode of season eight of "South Park" released on Wed Nov 17, 2004. We're in fourth grade, Timmy. We sure worked hard on that new show. We're just giving them what they want. [a kitten's face is shown] Super cuuute. Nice. Jimmy has set his crutches aside and is now drinking the cough syrup]. We've also got confirmation that Sally Turner [her picture is shown] stuffs her bra. [a shot of the hallways from the entrance. And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh. Mr. Meryl • [sees the other boys and addresses them] Oh hey guys. The news made for students, by students. Heard about your news show being cancelled. O-hoh, it's brilliant! "Quest for Ratings" Tweek But they took action: ridded their entire town of cough medicine, and what we see now is a happier school, 100% cough medicine-free. Come on! [a shot of Bebe and Red in the restroom. And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh. Raisins Girls [the room is empty as the door closes off-camera. [the reporters gather in studio]. [turns off the camera]>, All right, nice reporting, guys. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. Available October 17 on PS4 (version tested), Xbox One and PC. We're just giving them what they want. Published on August 27, 2020 by South. Cartman got a total character make-over for this last scene… Bonus Factoids. Fail, and you will forever be known as…a loser. Just one person and a video camera. There's no shame in it, and I think it'll really help our ratings. Uh, about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih-ih-turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. Yes, but unfortunately, you got crushed in the ratings by Craig's new show. BABY CRYING (Heard often whenever the PC Babies cry.) They're like half crab, half people, and they live below the ground. I'm Jimmy Valmer. [the boys continue cheering, then stop and look at Mr. Meryl]. Butters List of all South Park episodes "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode of Season Eight, and the 122nd overall episode of South Park. All right, Sexy Action School News Team, it's time to go to work. [the boys give each other hugs all around and shake hands], Oh man, this is sooo great! It is never specified nor brought up again whether or not he actually went through with it. [laughs] Yeah! We've always been supercool to you! South Park – Episode 0811 – Original Air Date: 11th November 2004. Your rating was only a four this whole week. [walks between and past them]. I'm gonna have to give you all F's in Extracurricular AV Class. [grabs a similar bottle to the first one and hands it to Kyle] It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. Announcer. [from the front of the school] Still no celebrities, Eric. [cracks up with laughter, then holds up a finger] One testicle! [taps at his tablet several times with a pencil] Huh. That's why all African-Americans newspeople learn to talk more... wha, how should I say... white. And now, Super School News. Hoochie, wombat juice, tigger yum yum. South Park: The Stick of Truth. Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! S08E06 The Jeffersons . [serious pose] ...Hard-hitting reporting, Stan. We surround ourselves with reputable and successful companies, including the many producers, literary agents, and managers who read your scripts. In our efforts to compete with Craig's small-minded show, we've made a mockery of n-nununews reporting. žádný komentář. Yeah! Finally, later in the evening (9pm-10pm GMT) or the following day, the final adjusted ratings numbers are released, these are then posted in the Ratings Database as well as the above tables. What you want is Calminex PM. stalna povezava. Created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden. [Craig enters to cheers from the other kids in the restaurant and waves back to them. It's just that it's kind of gay. The player must find them behind the school, then learn to dress like them and dance like them to win their friendship. [in front of a weather map] Jimmy and Eric, it looks like a massive snow storm is headed South Park's way. Reportedly South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have written most of the script, but that's no excuse. The vice-President, Dick Cheney, was in Denver yesterday, and I got an interview with him for our news show. Uh, Kelly was so upset she couldn't play, and the Cows had to forfeit. Fellas! The player must find them behind the school, then learn to dress like them and dance like them to win their friendship. S08E07 Goobacks . Cartman takes off his glasses.] Smore makes it easy to stay connected. [look at Cartman, but notices someone else] Hey look, Craig just walked in. Parents need to know that South Park is an animated satirical series that isn't meant for young kids.There are lots of mature themes, swearing, over-the-top cartoon violence, potty humor, and innuendo. The boys are seated for lunch: Jimmy, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Token. So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. Should bring us some chilly days ahead. 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